One name per address
The plumber email address that tells customers exactly what's coming.
Get your-name@ShitsAboutToGoDown.com. Real, working email for plumbers, drain pros, and anyone whose inbox deserves better.
Is your name taken?
Why your email address is costing you jobs
They remember you
Nobody remembers plumberdude1987@gmail.com. Everybody remembers the guy whose email made them laugh out loud at a stop sign — and again at the kitchen table.
Free word of mouth
Customers screenshot your invoice and send it to friends. That's marketing you didn't pay for, working while you sleep. Your name ends up in group chats you were never invited to. That's the good kind of backed up.
It just works
Forward to the inbox you already use, or get a full send-and-receive mailbox. Works with Gmail, Outlook, Apple Mail, your phone. Set up in minutes. Spell it wrong and it still arrives — we own ShitIsAboutToGoDown.com too. We know our customers.
Pick your flow
The Trickle
Email forwarding
$4.99/mo
or $49/yrsave 18%
- Your name @ShitsAboutToGoDown.com
- Forwards to any inbox — Gmail, Outlook, whatever you’ve got. Your pipes stay where they are; we just reroute the flow.
- Unlimited incoming mail — we named it The Trickle, but nothing’s stopping a flood.
- Cancel anytime
Best value
The Pile
Full send + receive mailbox
$9.99/mo
or $99/yrsave 17%
- Send AND receive as your address
- Real mailbox on phone & desktop — plugs into the mail apps you already use, so the pile follows you everywhere.
- 1 GB mailbox storage — room for every quote, every invoice, every “should it be making that noise” photo. Let the pile grow.
- Annual works out to $8.25/mo
The premium shit
The Full Load
Mailbox + landing page + truck rights
$49/mo
or $449/yrsave 24%
- Everything in The Pile — bumped to 5 GB storage
- Your own webpage at your-name.ShitsAboutToGoDown.com — answer a few questions and our AI writes the whole page for you. We build it, we host it, we handle all your shit.
- SEO done for you — AI writes your titles, descriptions and Google's structured data, tuned so you rank as high as possible.
- Official rights to put your address on the side of your truck or van — six-foot letters, go with God
- Turns every red light into a lead
All plans are subscriptions that renew automatically until you cancel. Cancel anytime — cancelling stops future renewals and your address stays active through the end of the paid period. Except where required by law, fees already paid are non-refundable. Full terms.
*Could you always paint your own email on your own truck? Sure. But now it's official.
Picture it on your invoice
Sample signatures showing how the address looks in the wild.
Mike Reyes
Owner · Reyes Plumbing & Drain
mike@ShitsAboutToGoDown.com
"When it does — call me first."
Dana Kowalski
24/7 Emergency Septic Service
dana@ShitsAboutToGoDown.com
"You know exactly why you're emailing me."
Greg
Professional group chat menace
greg@ShitsAboutToGoDown.com
"Yes, it's real. Yes, you can email me here."
Questions people actually ask
Fair ones, mostly.
Is it a real email address?
Yes. Real, working email on a real domain — it sends, it receives, it does attachments and reply-alls like any other address. The domain is the joke. The email is not.
Does it work with Gmail, Outlook and Apple Mail?
Yes. The Trickle forwards everything to the inbox you already use, so nothing about your routine changes. The Pile is a full mailbox you add to Gmail, Outlook or Apple Mail — phone and desktop, 1 GB included.
Will my phone buzz when someone emails me?
Yes — your regular mail app handles it, so a job landing at your address pings you exactly like every other email on your phone. Nothing to install from us, nothing extra to pay. How fast depends on the app: Gmail, Outlook and Spark alert you the second it arrives, while Apple Mail on iPhone checks on a schedule and can trail by a few minutes.
What if a customer types ShitIsAboutToGoDown.com by mistake?
Still lands in your inbox. We own ShitIsAboutToGoDown.com as well as ShitsAboutToGoDown.com, so the classic misspelling delivers all the same. Typos happen — you get the job anyway.
Can I really put it on my truck?
You could always paint your own email on your own truck. The Full Load makes it official — truck-lettering rights in writing, six-foot letters, go with God. Every red light becomes a lead.
What happens if my name is already taken?
One name per address, forever — that's the whole point. If yours is gone, try initials, the company name, or drain-related wordplay. Short common first names are premium and go by sealed offer, priced per year.
There's only one your-name@ShitsAboutToGoDown.com
Claim your name before the other guy does.
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