Effective August 18, 2026 · Version 2026-08-18
These Terms of Service ("Terms") are a binding agreement between you ("you," "your," or "Customer") and Caller Technologies ("we," "us," "our," or the "Company"), which operates the websites and email services offered at ShitsAboutToGoDown.com and ShitIsAboutToGoDown.com (together, the "Service"). By checking the agreement box, completing checkout, or otherwise using the Service, you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, do not use the Service.
The Service provides novelty-domain email, including: email forwarding to an inbox you already control ("The Trickle"); a full send-and-receive mailbox ("The Pile"); and a mailbox together with additional features such as a landing page and address-display permissions ("The Full Load"). Mailboxes and forwarding are provisioned by hand and delivered through third-party infrastructure providers. We may add, change, or discontinue features, plans, or the Service at any time.
You must be at least 18 years old and able to form a binding contract. You must not be barred from receiving the Service under the laws of any applicable jurisdiction, and you must not be located in, or a national or resident of, any country or on any list subject to applicable trade sanctions or export controls.
Email addresses ("names") are assigned at our discretion. There is one active owner per local-part. We do not sell the domain names themselves, and you receive no ownership of, or trademark or other rights in, any domain, brand, or the Service. Certain names may be designated premium and offered only by private offer, which is non-binding until we accept it. If your address is terminated or reclaimed, the local-part may be withheld from reassignment for a period at our discretion. You are responsible for keeping your contact and forwarding information current and for maintaining the security of any inbox to which mail is forwarded.
You are solely responsible for all activity conducted through, and all content sent, received, stored, or forwarded using, your address. You agree not to use the Service to:
We may set and enforce sending limits, and we may review, filter, refuse, remove, or disable any content or address that we believe, in our sole discretion, violates these Terms, creates risk or legal exposure, or harms the Service or other users. We are not obligated to monitor content, and we are not an archive or backup service — keep your own copies of anything important.
No bulk or mass email. The mailbox plans are for ordinary personal and small-business correspondence — not for bulk, mass, marketing, newsletter, mailing-list, cold-outreach, or automated or programmatic sending. We enforce per-mailbox sending limits and may lower them, rate-limit, queue, hold, or block mail at any time and without notice. Sending unsolicited bulk or commercial email, or any activity that causes our domains, addresses, or infrastructure to be placed on a blocklist or flagged by a mailbox provider, is a material breach of these Terms, for which we may suspend or terminate your address immediately and without notice. You are responsible for all resulting damages, costs, and remediation, including any harm to the deliverability, reputation, or standing of the Service or of other customers.
Plans and prices are shown at checkout. Paid plans are subscriptions that renew automatically (monthly or annually, as selected) until cancelled, and you authorize us and our payment processor to charge your payment method on a recurring basis. All fees are stated in U.S. dollars and are exclusive of taxes; you are responsible for any applicable taxes.
We may change our prices and fees, including increasing them as our costs rise — for example due to increases in the cost of infrastructure, third-party providers, deliverability, compliance, support, or taxes. For an increase affecting an existing subscription, we will make the new price available before it takes effect (for example, before your next renewal), and your continued use of the Service or your next renewal after the change constitutes acceptance of the new price. If you do not agree to a price change, your remedy is to cancel before the change takes effect.
You may cancel at any time; cancellation stops future renewals, and your address remains active through the end of the paid period. Except where required by law, fees already paid are non-refundable, and partial periods are not prorated or refunded. Premium-name offers are non-binding until accepted and involve no charge unless and until we accept and you complete checkout.
We provision mailboxes and forwarding by hand and aim to have them live within 24 hours, but that is a target, not a guarantee. The Service is provided on a reasonable-efforts basis. We do not guarantee uptime, delivery, deliverability, or that email will not be delayed, throttled, filtered as spam, mis-delivered, quarantined, or lost. Email is inherently unreliable and depends on systems outside our control. Do not use the Service for emergency, time-sensitive, financial, medical, legal, or other critical or life-safety communications; do not rely on it as your sole means of contact.
The Service depends on third parties, including payment processing (Stripe), mail hosting and routing, and DNS and network providers. Your use may be subject to their terms, and we are not responsible or liable for the acts, omissions, outages, or data practices of any third party.
We may suspend or terminate your address or access, with or without notice, for any violation of these Terms, for non-payment, for suspected fraud or abuse, to protect the Service or third parties, or as required by law. You may cancel at any time. On termination, your address is deactivated, mail to it stops, and the local-part may be withheld from reassignment as described above. Sections that by their nature should survive termination will survive.
The Service, the websites, the brand, the mascot, and the domains are owned by the Company or its licensors and are protected by law. Subject to these Terms and your payment, we grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to use your assigned address for the term of your subscription. All rights not expressly granted are reserved.
THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE," WITH ALL FAULTS AND WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS, IMPLIED, OR STATUTORY, INCLUDING ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, NON-INFRINGEMENT, DELIVERABILITY, SECURITY, OR THAT THE SERVICE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE, OR ERROR-FREE. Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of certain warranties, so some of the above may not apply to you.
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, THE COMPANY AND ITS OWNERS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AND SUPPLIERS WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR FOR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS, REVENUE, DATA, GOODWILL, BUSINESS, OR MISSED, DELAYED, OR MIS-DELIVERED EMAIL, ARISING OUT OF OR RELATING TO THE SERVICE, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, TORT, OR OTHERWISE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY. OUR TOTAL AGGREGATE LIABILITY FOR ALL CLAIMS RELATING TO THE SERVICE WILL NOT EXCEED THE GREATER OF THE AMOUNT YOU PAID US IN THE THREE (3) MONTHS BEFORE THE EVENT GIVING RISE TO THE LIABILITY, OR ONE HUNDRED U.S. DOLLARS ($100). Some jurisdictions do not allow certain limitations, so some of the above may not apply to you.
You will defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the Company and its owners, officers, employees, agents, and suppliers from and against any claims, damages, liabilities, losses, and expenses (including reasonable legal fees) arising out of or related to your use of the Service, your content or communications, or your violation of these Terms, any law, or any third-party right.
Report abuse or suspected violations to legal@shitsabouttogodown.com. We may remove content, suspend addresses, and cooperate with lawful requests from law enforcement or other authorities. We respond to valid notices of alleged copyright infringement and may terminate repeat infringers.
We may update these Terms from time to time. If we make a material change, we will update the effective date and version above and, where appropriate, provide notice. Your continued use of the Service after a change takes effect constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms.
These Terms are governed by the laws of the United States and the state in which the Company is organized, without regard to conflict-of-laws principles. You and the Company will first attempt to resolve any dispute informally by contacting legal@shitsabouttogodown.com. Any dispute not resolved informally will be resolved exclusively in the state or federal courts located in the Company's home jurisdiction, and you consent to their personal jurisdiction and venue. To the extent permitted by law, you and the Company waive any right to a jury trial and agree that any claim will be brought in an individual capacity and not as part of any class or representative proceeding.
These Terms are the entire agreement between you and the Company regarding the Service and supersede any prior agreements. If any provision is held unenforceable, the remaining provisions remain in effect. Our failure to enforce a provision is not a waiver. You may not assign these Terms without our consent; we may assign them freely. We are not liable for any delay or failure caused by events beyond our reasonable control. Notices to us may be sent to legal@shitsabouttogodown.com.
Caller Technologies — legal@shitsabouttogodown.com